Totty Alert at Cereals (One for the Ladies)

Noooo – obviously not that kind of cereal – it just made us laugh as we pondered what townies must think goes on at Cereals.

To be fair, if you’re not from a farming background, why would you know?  It’s actually “the leading technical event for the UK arable industry” but, more importantly (ladies), it’s absolutely heaving with totty!

Emma and I were there for the day yesterday handing out our “Muddy Matches” (see below, ho ho ho!) and not a minute went past without some strapping young farmer strutting past (man in the red checked shirt, sorry if my hand lingered a little longer than necessary when I gave you the matches!)

Ehem..moving swiftly on but sticking to the theme of tasty farmers, who did we bump into in the afternoon but our gorgeous male picker, Richard of Farmer Wants a Wife fame.  Girls, if you’re single and around his age, you’re missing a trick if you don’t sign up for our Muddy AfFair Dating Show – the man is blessed in the looks department!

Anyway, keep an eye on the men on the site as we’ve hopefully persuaded a few of them to sign up.  And this time next year…I know where I’ll be!