Farmers Rap Lyrics

If you find the Yeo Valley Rap advert as funny as we do at Muddy Matches, might like to see the lyrics:

Intro

The sun is up, the milk is chilled, it’s gonna be a good one, yo yo

Farmer 1

Yo I’m rolling in my Massey on a summer’s day
Chugging cold milk while I’m baling hay
Yeo Valley’s approach is common sense
Harmony in nature takes precedence
My ride’s my pride
That’s why you’ll never see it dirty
And I love it here man
That’s why I’m never leaving early
I’m so gurt
In my cap and my shirt
I’m representing forWest
So hard that it hurts

Farmer 2

We make this look easy
Cause we’re proper modern with this farming believe me
Wind turbines they’re shining baby
And solar farming no buts no maybe’s
Ye, when we’re down with the Soil Association
And we do lots of what, conservation
Sustain, maintain it ain’t no thing
We set the bar
Real leaders by far

Chorus

Yeo Valley Yeo Valley
We changed the game, it will never be the same
Yeo Valley Yeo Valley
Big up your chest and represent theWest

Farmer 3

This isn’t fictional farming
It’s realer than real
You won’t find milk maidens
That’s no longer the deal
In my wax coat and boots
I’m proper farmer Giles
Now look
You urban folk done stole our styles
I’m not a city dweller,
Me I like to keep it country
The air is clean and
All those cars will make me jumpy
It’s different strokes
For different folk, my man
Just enjoy the results
Of what we do on the land

Farmer 4

Check out Daisy she’s a proper cow
A pedigree Friesian with know how
Her and her girls they have their own name
We treat them good
They give us the cream

Chorus

Yeo Valley Yeo Valley
We changed the game, it will never be the same
Yeo Valley Yeo Valley
Big up your chest and represent theWest
Big up your chest…
Represent theWest…